Sydney Post
Bill and God
A
poor employee had been suffering dreadfully
during
the building of
Gates' infamous new home. The poor
architect had used a Mac to undertake the interior
and
the
wrath of Gates had fallen upon him. In fact, this
guy
was
so distressed at the thought of using Windows in a
design
environment that he just got up one day and took
his
own
life.
He reappears at the gates of heaven where
st.Peter
is
sitting with his clipboard. Nervously he walks up
to
St.Peter."Ah", St.Peter says, "you're the poor
fellow
who
suffered at the hands of Gates. Don't worry, you're
in
heaven now. Everything is allright."Still
quivering,
the
poor architect says: "At last, that's wonderfull.
But
you
promise me that Bill Gates won't appear here."
St.Peter lets out a broad laugh: "Is the Pope
Catholic ? You know what they say about rich men,
needles
and camels ... anyhow, we use Amigas ..."
Then, suddenly, beyond the pearly gates a
familiar
figure appears. The poor architect falls into an
apoplectic
fit: "Look, look, you told me he'd never find a
place
in
heaven, but it's him."
St.Peter turns around to see the sight. "Ah, no
my
son,
that's God, he just thinks he's Bill Gates ..."
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